Rue Britannia, Land of Hopeless Tories
by Martin Rowson, with image above by Tom Janssen
Britannia, rue that knaves
Have for cent-u-aries
Kept us slaves!
You’ll always kid yourself
Will trump wealth!
Land of hopeless Tories, Mother of the sleaze,
Whose history is gory and riddled with disease,
Wilder yet and wilder howl the Tory Press,
Regilding the dung heap of this fucking mess,
Regilding the dung heap of this fucking mess!