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Sometimes Things Happen
by Violet White
“What I can say with 100% confidence is that unlike [Iran], the United States never targets civilians in combat. We never will do that. We never have done that, and unfortunately, obviously, sometimes things happen” JD Vance, US Vice President, commenting on US strike on Iranian wedding party, Kuhestak, Bandar Sirik, Iran. 1st Sept 2026
- The second most moral army in the world
- Never does this
- We never target Wedding Parties
- Not in Iran. (Never in Afghanistan).
- Nor in Yemen
- What’s that? Terror Tuesdays?
- You do know many other countries have Tuesdays?
- Right?
- Any one of them could be responsible for that
- Things happen
- Sometimes things happen
- (Unfortunately, obviously)
- To Hospitals in Iraq
- Or Teacher Training Colleges
- Or Schools in Minab
- Or Wedding Parties in Iran and Afghanistan
- (Or Yemen)
- Sometimes Civilians do get in the way of our missiles
- Sometimes Kids do
- Nuptials definitely do
- Sometimes Schools are built
- Right where our missiles will later attack
- Planners should know better
- That happens
- Sometimes things happen
- (Unfortunately, obviously)
- You do know other countries
- Buy our weapons, right?
- (Everyone loves our weapons)
- And then bomb their own
- Schools
- Hospitals
- Wedding Parties?
- Right?
- That happens
- Sometimes things happen
- (Unfortunately, obviously)
- Even with our Tomahawks
- Other people like our Tomahawks
- The whole world is running after them
- After them the whole world is running
- Things happen
- Sometimes things happen
- Right?
