Soldier from 304th Psyops unit, US Army, engaging in psychological operations. Commons image.
The first was more of a farce
Like a Carry On Terrorism
Where, under Trump’s surveillance
Five white van drivers
With drums of precious diesel
Converge on his beloved fort.
One of them phones 999
Just to make sure they’re caught,
An hour before their Middle Eastern eyes
Are spotted by a farmer at night,
Who’d phoned the MoD hotline
On emergency alert….and got no reply!
So the petrol-siphoning IRGC
Operatives wait in woods to be arrested
And are so dangerous to national security
They’re all released on bail.
PM Andy Burnham’s still convinced
Of foreign influence (though not Mossad).
The plot is ludicrously absurd!
US airbase Fairford threatened
By dodgy derv-dealers from London
Who drive around for attention.
Much less authentic even
Than Trump’s attempted assassination.
Then there’s the other one:
The plane hijack thriller drama
About the psycho jihadist co-pilot
Who attacks the pilot of a jet
Heading for Israel so viciously
He opens the cockpit door.
A plumber who’s on board
And has learnt to fly from videos
Takes over controls after the plane
Plummets thousands of feet
Injuring nobody, damaging nothing,
No oxygen masks released!
Two off-duty pilots, who happen
To be sitting at the back, take over.
The heroic plumber and Indian pilot
Duly greeted later by a jubilant Netanyahu.
The storyline has a political dimension,
With dear old Bibi seeking re-election.
The plot is just as unbelievable,
But the actors thrived in their roles:
The gallant plumber, brave pilot.
Of course we know who was behind
This heartwarming tale of saviours and madman,
Brought to you by Psyops Studios.
