Sir Jeffrey Donaldson
(A bilingual limerick by Gabriel Rosenstock)
The whole thing’s a bit of a blur
I admit, I have caused a wee stir
Please, don’t be unkind
What’s most on my mind
Is can I hang on to the ‘Sir’?
An mbainfear díom an onóir
A tháinig chugamsa ón gCoróin?
Do bheadh Jeffrey leis féin
Gan ‘Sir’ roimhe bréan
Ní bheadh ann ach taca gan tóin