Nine Propositions Regarding Capitalist Politics
by David Betteridge
For he that hath, to him shall be given: and he that hath not, from him shall be taken…
– Mark 4:25
One It is easier to win an election than to run a
government.
Two It is easier to ruin an economy
than to bother to do due diligence
Three It is easier to blame others for our crimes
than to admit any error ourselves.
Four There is no lie too big or too blatant
that a politician should refrain from uttering it.
Five It is better to pile extra burdens on the poor,
even to the point of killing them,
than to countenance losing our riches.
Six There is no disaster that may befall a nation
that does not present a good opportunity for us to make profits.
Where such an opportunity does not exist,
it falls to government to create one.
Seven There must be no end to our freedom to pursue profit,
and no end to the power that safeguards that freedom.
Where voices are raised in opposition,
we must buy them off, or rubbish them, or crush them.
Eight Life is to be seen, and lived,
as an arena for competition, not cooperation.
Blessed are the strong.
Nine Tiger, tiger burning bright
In the jungle of the Right.
What mortal mind or agency
Dares challenge our supremacy?
